Eight Lives, One Love The Death Loop MarriageChapter 1
I was scrolling through my phone while filling up the tank on my way home when a trending post on a local forum caught my eye:
"The college guy I'm seeing on the side wants to come to my place, but my husband comes home at random times. How do I keep him from finding out?"
One reply read:
"I've got experience with this. We have two parking spots, and whenever I'm hooking up at home, I park my car sideways across both of them. That way, when my husband gets back and can't park, he calls me. While I go down to move the car, my guy slips out. Been doing this for six months and haven't been caught once."
The comments were full of people praising her genius. The original poster had even liked the reply.
I never commented on drama posts. I was strictly a lurker. But I couldn't help myself this time.
"You people are disgusting. Karma's coming for you."
Then I drove home and saw my parking spot taken up by my wife's car, parked sideways across both spaces.
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My wife. The woman who drove like she was taking a road test every single day. Who never so much as grazed a line. Her car was sitting diagonally across both spots like a barricade.